Funny article..

Surf around the net just now... came across this website on jokes..

found out this interesting post.. haha..

although it is just a joke...

but seems..

it realistic-ly protray man ... HAHA...

take time to read and u would know why... lol..

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Why man acts the way they do.

God created the donkey and told him: you will work tireless from sun up to sun down, carring heavy bags on your back, you'll eat grass, you will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be an DONKEY!

The donkey answered: I'll be a donkey, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years. And God gave him 20 years.

God created the dog and told him: You will look after the men house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever they give you and you will live 25 years. You will be a DOG!

The dog answered: God, living 25 years is too much, give only 10. God gave him 10 years.
God created the monkey and told him: You will jump from branch to branch, you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years.

The monkey answered: God, living 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years. And God agreed.

Finally, God created man, and told him: You will be Man, the only rational being on this earth, you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years.

The man answered: God, I'll be man, but living 20 years is not enough, why don't you give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 20 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years that the monkey refused.

That was what God did, and since then... Man live 20 years like a man...

then he enters adulthood and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying the load on his back...

then when his children leave home, spends 15 years like a dog, looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him...

then he gets into retirement, and spends 10 years like a monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse the grandchildren.

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Haha... really seems like it ya? :D

anyway... no offences ya?

This one I found in another website... is funny... some is a bit nonsense la... but is funny... haha

http://www.jokesplace.com/joke/factsaboutmen.html

*TO all guys reading this... NO OFFENCES YA..it really just happen that i found all these .. just really happen to all related to guys.. LOL??

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Facts About Men

Things Women Should Know About Men:

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Men are very confident people.

"My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him. "

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. One would never see a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo." --> (do u get the joke? i laugh like hell for this one... )

If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. He didn't lose your number. He didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you; I want to marry you; I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave so fast, they leave skid marks.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. HAHA

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ok.. this joke is my favourite... I am a music lover... plays music myself too.. Laugh like hell for this one about Beethoven... CUTE!@

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Beethoven

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music.

No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827".

Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward!

Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.

By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed.

This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward.

Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar.

When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward.

The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.

By the next day the word has spread and a crowd has gathered around the grave.

They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward.

Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group.

Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music.

"Don't you get it?" the caretaker says incredulously. "He's decomposing."

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Ok... u might think i a bit siao suddenly putting all these up...

no la... me not siao.. read some jokes sometimes... and SMILE :)

Must laugh and smile everyday to have a healthy life... LOL

SMILE :D